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Cross Stitch Patterns, Love a Great Ass by White Willow Stitching
Love a Great Ass
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
Perfect for all Donkey lovers or just those who have a jackass in the family! This sassy and humorous monochrome cross stitch chart is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:126w x 81
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 Skeins DMC floss
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, MetalFoot's Missives I by Stitchnmomma
MetalFoot's Missives I
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
A fun, easy stitched "subversive" style quote in a series created by my son "MetalFoot". This design uses just 4 colors and all full...
Pattern Details:
Size:varies with fabric used
Floss:4 DMC Cotton Colors
Designer:Kelly Myers
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Love Peckers by White Willow Stitching
Love Peckers
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
This humorous Woodpecker monochrome cross stitch chart is designed using only full stitches making it perfect for any fabric count. 16...
Pattern Details:
Floss:3 Skeins DMC floss
Designer:Jamie Larson
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Awesome Coffee by Stitchnmomma
Awesome Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
A perfect, sunny piece for the coffee lover in your life. The pattern uses just 1 color and all full stitches on a bright fabric to...
Pattern Details:
Size:7.21" x 7.50"
Floss:1 DMC Cotton color
Designer:Kelly Myers
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Signier Sign by Imaginating
Signier Sign
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
Sometimes the universe just needs to be a little more obvious! This humorous design features a woman searching for answers while a stack of...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:90w x 139
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Winter Driving Tips by Imaginating
Winter Driving Tips
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
A humorous winter-themed design featuring a playful driving quote and whimsical stitched artwork. Perfect for adding a lighthearted touch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 138
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bakers Pro Tip by Imaginating
Bakers Pro Tip
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
A sweet (and slightly unhinged) reminder that cake is best enjoyed immediately. This playful cross-stitch pattern features a happy baker,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:95w x 146
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Multiple styles available
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Little Chuckles-No Thinking Before I Speak by MarNic Designs
Little Chuckles-No Thinking Before I Speak
a Cross Stitch Pattern by MarNic Designs
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:147w x 129
$8.99
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sexy Chick by Peacock & Fig
Sexy Chick
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
Inspired by a vintage illustration, this sweet little retro cross stitch pattern is perfect for any home decor or office.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:112w x 75
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, So Much Nope by Peacock & Fig
So Much Nope
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
This elegant vintage cross stitch pattern is inspired by antique French illustrations, but there’s nothing antique about the quote!
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Samplers Since 1675 by Peacock & Fig
Samplers Since 1675
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
Putting a cheeky twist on the beautiful and sometimes “strained” history of samplers, the Samplers Since 1675 cross stitch pattern is sure...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:65w x 85
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mortgage Sweet Mortgage by Peacock & Fig
Mortgage Sweet Mortgage
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The Mortgage Sweet Mortgage cross stitch pattern is a fun play on the traditional phrase “Home Sweet Home,” and reflects the modern reality...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:65w x 85
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, She Betta Don't by Peacock & Fig
She Betta Don't
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
If you’ve ever caught yourself slaving away on some completely inane task like sweeping up after the kids for what feels like the fifteenth...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:65w x 85
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mermaid Struggles by Peacock & Fig
Mermaid Struggles
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The fourth of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this sassy cross stitch pattern inspires you to take a beach holiday. Beautiful...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC, Kreinik
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mirror Mirror by Peacock & Fig
Mirror Mirror
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern, the third of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, is a cheeky look at a mermaid’s beauty...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC, Kreinik
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Believe I Can Fly by Peacock & Fig
I Believe I Can Fly
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
Do you believe you can fly? This funny motivational quote uses a vintage illustration as inspiration for this tongue-in-cheek cross stitch...
Pattern Details:
Floss:DMC, Kreinik
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Let the Sun Shine by Kooler Design Studio
Let the Sun Shine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kooler Design Studio
Let the sun shine in your heart! This warm greeting will surely put a smile on anyone's face. It's a clever little design that's fun to...
Pattern Details:
Size:5 5/8w X 5 1/2h"
Floss:DMC
Designer:Barbara Baatz Hillman
Multiple styles available
$8.90
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Cross Stitch Keeps Me Sane by Kitty & Me Designs
Cross Stitch Keeps Me Sane
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kitty & Me Designs
For stitchers everywhere, this beautiful floral design says it best—cross stitch really does keep us sane! A charming and heartfelt project...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:114w x 59
Fabric:28ct. Lugana Ivory
Floss:DMC Floss
$8.80
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Coffee Everything by PinoyStitch
Quotables Coffee Everything
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 99
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 2
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Nothing Done by Iris Originals
Nothing Done
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
And, the older I get, the less I get done in a day.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:102w x 79
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:13 colors Anchor or DMC
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Stitch & a Hoop Pattern: Tacos & More Mini Cross Stitch Pattern Design Source: Pinoy Stitch DMC Floss...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 74
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 15
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Coffee Life by PinoyStitch
Quotables Coffee Life
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
A quotables word art pattern with little or no backstitching. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 94 x 107. Model stitched on 14ct...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:94w x 107
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 DMC colors
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Sore Today by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Sore Today
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:67w x 72
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Coffee All You Need by PinoyStitch
Quotables Coffee All You Need
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:94w x 103
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 3
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Who Needs Luck St. Patrick Cross Stitch by PinoyStitch
Quotables Who Needs Luck St. Patrick Cross Stitch
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Bring in some luck with this easy cross stitch project. All full cross stitches, no back stitches and can fit into a hoop for...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:49w x 59
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 9
Designer:Sanqunetti
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Beauty by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Beauty
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:63w x 64
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Pizza Sleep & Wifi by PinoyStitch
Quotables Pizza Sleep & Wifi
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:59w x 46
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 10
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Strong New Skinny by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Strong New Skinny
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:74w x 63
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 9
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Train Like a Beast by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Train Like a Beast
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:68w x 83
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 8
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Fitness Lipstick by PinoyStitch
Quotables Fitness Lipstick
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:74w x 51
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 7
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Wild Thing by PinoyStitch
Quotables Wild Thing
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:56w x 48
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 6
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Quotables Coffee Less is More by PinoyStitch
Quotables Coffee Less is More
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Quotables word art counted cross stitch patterns make great easy projects for all types of stitchers. These easy counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:92w x 99
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 2
Designer:PinoyStitch
Multiple styles available
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Your Issues by Sue Hillis Designs
Your Issues
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
This bold, humorous pattern features the phrase “Please cancel my subscription to your issues” framed with classic stamp-style details and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 102
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ivory
Floss:DMC Floss
On Sale:$8.49
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Your Attitude... by Sue Hillis Designs
Your Attitude...
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
This spirited pattern set features three playful sayings—“She’s got that girl boss hustle,” “Get stuff done,” and “Alexa, skip to...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:63w x 95
Floss:DMC Floss
Designer:Sue Hillis
On Sale:$8.49
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Nerdy Words: Wine by Stitchnmomma
Nerdy Words: Wine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
Nerdy girls like wine too! Each element has the symbol of the element along with the atomic number and atomic weight. The pattern has...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:62w x 23
Fabric:Aida
Floss:1 DMC Cotton color
$8.40
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Glitter Over Gloom by Stitchnmomma
Glitter Over Gloom
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma
A simple yet uplifting reminder to keep shining through life's tougher moments. This inspiring design encourages you to choose glitter over...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:54w x 72
Fabric:32ct. Linen
Floss:Your Choice
$8.40
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Santa's Helpers by Sue Hillis Designs
Santa's Helpers
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Features colorful Christmas cocktails beneath the phrase “Santa’s Real Helpers.” With its bright colors, charming details, and lighthearted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:67w x 67
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Wine Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Wine Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
This awesome WINE GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:130w x 116
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Margarita Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Margarita Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
This adorable MARGARITA GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:130w x 117
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Good Witch by Bobbie G Designs
Good Witch
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:60w x 88
Fabric:14ct. Aida Black
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bloody Mary Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Bloody Mary Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
This adorable BLOODY MARY GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:148w x 117
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, To Drink Coffee by Sweet Wing Studio
To Drink Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sweet Wing Studio
For the true coffee lovers out there—this fun and cheeky design says it all! Bold lettering and cozy colors make this a perfect project to...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:59w x 90
Fabric:28ct. Lugana Mushroom
Floss:WDW, DMC and CCW
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, So Far So Good by Imaginating
So Far So Good
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
Take your R&R to a whole new level with this adorable and colorful design. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 130 x 152. Model...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:130w x 152
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:28 DMC colors
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Ms. Beer Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Ms. Beer Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
MS. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:145w x 115
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Wicked Witch & Grumpy Toad by Waxing Moon Designs
Wicked Witch & Grumpy Toad
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Waxing Moon Designs
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:126w x 107
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Adulting Is Hard by Rogue Stitchery
Adulting Is Hard
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
Coffee! A favorite drink of so many of us. This pattern calls out to the coffee lover. Designed with a whimsical saying, it uses...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:100w x 70
Fabric:14ct. Aida
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mr. Beer Gnome by Cross Stitch Wonders
Mr. Beer Gnome
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
MR. BEER GNOME is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork. Full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:128w x 115
Fabric:14ct. Aida
Floss:DMC
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sassy Lady Nurse by PinoyStitch
Sassy Lady Nurse
a Cross Stitch Pattern by PinoyStitch
Cross stitch Sassy Ladies speak their mind! Designed retro style with quirky quotes for a fun project. Easy stitch, mostly full...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:60w x 49
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss Colors: 11
Multiple styles available
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, OCD - Obsessive Coffee Disorder by Rogue Stitchery
OCD - Obsessive Coffee Disorder
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
Perfect for the Coffee Obsessive! This pattern uses various mauves, greens and gray-ish cocoas. The horizontal border along the top and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:145w x 91
Fabric:14ct. aida white
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Movie Quotes by Kiokiz
Movie Quotes
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:58w x 35
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$8.00
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