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Cross Stitch Patterns, When The Shoe Fit by Keslyn's
When The Shoe Fit
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Keslyn's
Cross stitch pattern from Keslyn's featuring a witch's shoes and hat with the phrase "When the shoe fits, buy the hat"! Pattern is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:115w x 110
Fabric:28ct. Linen Peaceful Purple
Floss:DMC
Released:  10/23/2023
On Sale:$12.29
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Laundry....Again? by New York Dreamer
Laundry....Again?
a Cross Stitch Pattern by New York Dreamer
Cross stitch pattern from New York Dreamer featuring the phrase "Laundry the never ending cycle"! The design was stitched on 32 ct....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:115w x 90
Fabric:32ct. Linen Natural Light
Floss:DMC
Released:  10/2/2023
$14.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Good Morning by Amy Bruecken Designs
Good Morning
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Amy Bruecken Designs
Cross stitch pattern from Amy Bruecken Designs featuring the phrase "Here we go again. I mean...Good Morning"! Model stitched on Picture...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:191w x 80
Fabric:28ct. Linen Vintage Country Mocha
Floss:Weeks Dye Works
Released:  10/2/2023
$14.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Petty by Lucy Beam
Petty
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Lucy Beam
Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches that says "Pray for me I'm petty". The model was stitched on 36ct. Tiramisu Opal by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:90w x 98
Fabric:36ct. Linen Platinum/China White
Floss:Gentle Art
Released:  9/26/2023
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sissies by Iris Originals
Sissies
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, I can promise that - old age is definitely not for sissies. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 93 x 95. Model stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 95
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  9/14/2023
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, May Your Frogs be Few by Iris Originals
May Your Frogs be Few
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
May your stitch count be true and your frogs be few. Cross stitching friends will understand this for sure. Counted cross stitch pattern....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:85w x 87
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:5 DMC colors
Released:  8/23/2023
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Talk to Myself by Iris Originals
Talk to Myself
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Of course I talk to myself when I stitch - Sometimes I need expert advice! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 101 x 105. Model...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:101w x 105
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:6 DMC colors
Released:  8/17/2023
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Who Let The Frogs Out by Heartstring Samplery
Who Let The Frogs Out
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Heartstring Samplery
Cross stitch pattern from Heartstring Samplery featuring a sampler with the phrase "Who let the frogs out"! Pattern is stitched on 32 ct...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:117w x 117
Fabric:32ct. Linen Dark Olive
Floss:Weeks Dye Works
Released:  8/4/2023
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Don't Eat The Seeds by Homespun Elegance Ltd
Don't Eat The Seeds
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Homespun Elegance Ltd
-Stitched on 30ct Parchment Linen by Weeks Dye Works -Stitch count 88w x 58h (5.87" x 3.87") We do not carry the 30ct Parchment Linen...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:88w x 58
Fabric:30ct. Linen Lambswool
Floss:DMC
Released:  8/4/2023
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Our of my Mouth by Iris Originals
Our of my Mouth
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Must remember this - I certainly don't need to speak everything I think .
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:103w x 112
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:6
Released:  7/18/2023
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Complete Sentence by Imaginating
Complete Sentence
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
This design is such a fun way to celebrate this important sentiment! Project includes full stitches, backstitching and a few quarter...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:107w x 131
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 DMC floss colors
Multiple styles available
Released:  7/11/2023
On Sale:$5.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, The Earlier it gets Late by Iris Originals
The Earlier it gets Late
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
kind of a tongue twister... but sure is right. I juat cannot stay up late like I used to.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:91w x 78
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  7/11/2023
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Aging by The Stitcherhood
Aging
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
Forget aging gracefully. Age DISgracefully. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 118 x 70. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 70
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:1 DMC color
Released:  6/28/2023
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, My Ducks by Iris Originals
My Ducks
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Cute little saying - unfortunately it's about right for me.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 108
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  5/13/2023
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Introverted by Silver Creek Samplers
Introverted
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers
For those who’d rather stitch than socialize, Introverted says it perfectly. Filled with charming sewing motifs and soft, classic colors,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:154w x 70
Fabric:18ct. Aida Light Mocha
Floss:GAST, DMC Floss
Released:  4/24/2023
$13.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Raven - It's Been Foretold by Mary Gaines Designs
Raven - It's Been Foretold
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Mary Gaines Designs
Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 128 x 137. Model stitched on 32ct Antique White Jobelan using DMC, Caron & Gentle Art floss,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:128w x 137
Fabric:32ct. Jobelan Antique White
Floss:DMC, Caron, Gentle Art, Kreinik & Rainbow
Released:  4/7/2023
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Assorted Sorts by Ink Circles
Assorted Sorts
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Ink Circles
These colorful licorice allsorts candies are either loved or hated, reminding us that everyone and everything has their niche and that is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 57
Fabric:30ct. Linen
Floss:Classic Colorworks Floss
Released:  4/7/2023
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Badass Granddaughter by Iris Originals
Badass Granddaughter
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
This chart is dedicated to my two wonderful granddaughters. Not little girls anymore but always wonderful girls. If you have a...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:177w x 119
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  4/1/2023
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, So Far So Good by Imaginating
So Far So Good
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
Take your R&R to a whole new level with this adorable and colorful design. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 130 x 152. Model...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:130w x 152
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:28 DMC colors
Released:  3/21/2023
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Hissy Fit by Iris Originals
Hissy Fit
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, some days I'm not crazy about being old - BUT, I'm still always thankful when I wake up abov the grass.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:99w x 136
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  3/21/2023
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Spilling Coffee by Iris Originals
Spilling Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 113 x 115. Model stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:113w x 115
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:5 DMC colors
Released:  3/18/2023
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Early Bird by Iris Originals
Early Bird
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yeah, I'm not crazy about worms - BUT I'll definitely take the coffee.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:83w x 95
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  3/18/2023
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, WiFi Passwork (Family Friendly Version) by The Stitcherhood
WiFi Passwork (Family Friendly Version)
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
Here is a fun and funny cross stitch pattern that claims the household WiFi pattern is ” Better2ReadABook! ” in hopes that people will read...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:127w x 63
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:DMC #3799 (dark gray)
Released:  3/12/2023
$5.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, My Superpower by Iris Originals
My Superpower
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
So, that's my superpower - what's yours? I do love my coffee :-)
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:87w x 99
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  2/20/2023
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Medic Alert Bracelet by Iris Originals
Medic Alert Bracelet
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well yeah! Very true statement - probably always needs coffee. Great chart to do as a gift to your coffee drinking friend
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:103w x 112
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  2/15/2023
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, When you get a new Dog by Iris Originals
When you get a new Dog
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
As much as I love my baby - this is absolutely true. Wherever I go in the house, he's right next to me. I'm never alone!!! Counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:120w x 158
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  1/28/2023
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Too Much Coffee by Iris Originals
Too Much Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yes, I'm a coffee addict. Yes, I drink coffee all day. I'll bet you know someone that does the same thing. Perfect little chart for them.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:135w x 140
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:11 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  1/23/2023
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, The Moon was Full by The Stitcherhood
The Moon was Full
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
In my defense, the moon was full and I was unsupervised. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 120 x 92. Model stitched on 14ct...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:120w x 92
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 DMC colors
Released:  1/20/2023
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Always Be by X's & Oh's
Always Be
a Cross Stitch Pattern by X's & Oh's
Cross stitch pattern from Xs And Ohs featuring a butterfly with the phrase "Always be a butterfly 'cause being a caterpillar...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:128w x 86
Fabric:28ct. Linen Ice Blue
Floss:DMC
Released:  1/16/2023
$14.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Lids on Jars by Iris Originals
Lids on Jars
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, this seems to be an everyday occasion in my life - anytime I'm faced with a jar, bottle or whatever needs to be opened. Yeah, I know...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:89w x 85
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  1/13/2023
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, WD-40 by Iris Originals
WD-40
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, that pretty much says it for me lots of days.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:105w x 85
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  12/20/2022
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Tips for Falling Asleep by Iris Originals
Tips for Falling Asleep
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Don't ask me how I know this. Oh yeah, I've watched other members of my family do this. I would never think of doing it.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:108w x 98
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:3 skeins Anchor or DMC
Released:  12/6/2022
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Respect for my Elders by Iris Originals
Respect for my Elders
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
True statement - for me at least. Easy stitch, cute as a gift.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:96w x 108
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  11/11/2022
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee is the Answer by Iris Originals
Coffee is the Answer
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
This chart is perfect for a coffee lover (me). Great as something for yourself, or for that coffee loving friend.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:99w x 90
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  11/7/2022
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sometimes by Iris Originals
Sometimes
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee - it's called sleeping. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 111 x 135. Model stitched...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:111w x 135
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:9 DMC colors
Released:  10/12/2022
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Early Bird Coffee by Imaginating
Early Bird Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
It's been said that the early bird gets the worm...but that early bird also gets all of the coffee! This project includes full stitches,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 77
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:25 DMC floss colors
Released:  10/7/2022
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Train of Thought by Iris Originals
Train of Thought
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yeah, and this is happening way too often~!!!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:90w x 119
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors DMC or Anchor
Released:  10/1/2022
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sweet Mixed Pickles 3-Pack by Pickle Barrel Designs
Sweet Mixed Pickles 3-Pack
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Pickle Barrel Designs
Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring...Pickles!! Pattern is stitched on 14 ct White Aida using DMC floss. Stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:140w x 211
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  9/16/2022
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Market Fresh Puns by Cross Stitch Wonders
Market Fresh Puns
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Five great Market Fresh Puns. Each is also available in single design leaflets. Counted cross stitch patterns. Stitch count within: 100 x...
Pattern Details:
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
Released:  9/11/2022
$18.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Lots of Things by Iris Originals
Lots of Things
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
If I had the energy - or the want to - that I had when I was 25 (or even 50) - I'd be a superwoman. Sadly, age is catching up with me and...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 129
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  9/10/2022
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Smell the Pages by Rogue Stitchery
Smell the Pages
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
A gentle reminder to slow down and savor the moment. This lovely design features an open book framed by blooming roses and the phrase...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 32
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC Floss
Released:  9/1/2022
$5.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Me, Weird? by Iris Originals
Me, Weird?
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Me weird? I think you mean very freakin' unique! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 99 x 96. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:99w x 96
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:7 DMC colors
Released:  8/25/2022
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Proceed with Caution by Iris Originals
Proceed with Caution
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Okay, I know lots of people who need this sign (not me, of course). Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 91 x 130. Model stitched...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:91w x 130
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
Released:  8/25/2022
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Vision Problem by Iris Originals
Vision Problem
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
About right for a lot of days for me.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:90w x 78
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  8/11/2022
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Out of Supplies by Iris Originals
Out of Supplies
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
We all know we're NOT going to run out of supplies. May get down low - but run out - can usually go into the 'stash' and find something.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:148w x 137
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  7/27/2022
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Patience & Coffee by Iris Originals
Patience & Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
This design pretty much says it all. Where is my patience - must be at the bottom of my coffee cup.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:84w x 80
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  7/25/2022
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Possible by Amy Bruecken Designs
Possible
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Amy Bruecken Designs
Released:  7/19/2022
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Find Me Under The Palms by Romy's Creations
Find Me Under The Palms
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations
Released:  7/8/2022
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Today's Mood by Iris Originals
Today's Mood
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, that's usually the case with me. Good way to start the day is with good coffee.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:103w x 95
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:11 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  6/30/2022
$7.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Not Enough Coffee by Iris Originals
Not Enough Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, that pretty much says it correctly - for me at least. As a matter of fact - I probably need to go and get another cup now.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:96w x 92
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC
Released:  6/23/2022
$6.50
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