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Modern Dictionary: Work

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

Looking for a quick weekend project? Then this piece from my Modern Dictionary Series is perfect for you! This series gives fun, modern...

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Size:varies with fabric used

Floss:1 DMC Cotton color

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery

This pattern consists of four pages – a cover sheet; instructions; black and white pattern with symbols, and a color legend. The legend...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:135w x 134

Fabric:14ct. aida white

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rosewood Manor

Cross stitch pattern from Rosewood Manor featuring the phrase "If you are not barefoot, then you are overdressed"! Pattern is stitched...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:80w x 60

Fabric:32ct. Linen White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchnmomma

Never skip the fries, sometimes they are the best part. *NOTES ABOUT THE STITCHED MODEL* I stitched the model on a cotton french fry...

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Stitch Count:77w x 85

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This black and white design by Mary Engelbreit brings some fun and wit to your stitching. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 95...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 118

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC colors

Multiple styles available

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Ride the Broom

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Add a dash of spooky fun to your stitching with "Ride The Broom!" This playful cross stitch design features a witch’s skirt with striped...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 122

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:14 DMC colors

Multiple styles available

$7.00

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Woodworking

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Celebrate craftsmanship with this witty and fun design. Surrounded by a playful arrangement of ruler, saw, hammer, drill and clamps, this...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 72

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This design is such a fun way to celebrate this important sentiment! Project includes full stitches, backstitching and a few quarter...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:107w x 131

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 DMC floss colors

Multiple styles available

$7.00

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Too Hard to Get Back up

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Growing older has never been so relatable! This humorous design is perfect for anyone who can laugh at the little aches and pains that come...

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Stitch Count:103w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

A cheeky little design with a bright coral crab and the phrase: “It’s a crabby day without a stitch to cross.” Perfect humor for...

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Stitch Count:59w x 64

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

It's been said that the early bird gets the worm...but that early bird also gets all of the coffee! This project includes full stitches,...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:118w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:25 DMC floss colors

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Tools

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well yeah, both of those work pretty good. I keep them handy all the time. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 128 x 90. Model...

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Stitch Count:128w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Rest in Peace Cleaning Fairy - Sadly, I just found her under my bed - She was strangled to death by dust bunnies. Counted cross stitch...

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Stitch Count:96w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 DMC colors

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I'd Rather Be Stitching

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Show off the love you have for your favorite hobby with this beautiful and colorful piece! All full stitches and it covers the whole fabric...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:147w x 145

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:19 DMC floss colors

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Bed to Coffeepot

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, that's most mornings - but don't forget the coffee! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 83w x 98h. Stitched on 14ct. White...

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Stitch Count:83w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Because sometimes a hug and a pep talk just aren't enough! 'Five Million Dollars' captures the ultimate daydream of emotional support......

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 DMC floss colors

Multiple styles available

$7.00

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Badass Granddaughter

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This chart is dedicated to my two wonderful granddaughters. Not little girls anymore but always wonderful girls. If you have a...

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Stitch Count:177w x 119

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC

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My Body Knows

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Features a cute dinosaur with the phrase - My body knows how old I am, but my mind just refuses to believe it! Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Itchy Bitchy Sleepy Sweaty Bloaty Forgetful and Psycho.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:55w x 84

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

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Our of my Mouth

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Must remember this - I certainly don't need to speak everything I think .

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 112

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap - Stay safe Eat cake. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 62 x 91. Model stitched...

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Stitch Count:62w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Booty. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 65 x 83. Model stitched on...

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Stitch Count:65w x 83

Fabric:28ct. Lugana Khaki

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

From Mary Engelbreit's "Engeldark" line this project is all about just having "one of those days" Design includes full stitches,...

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Stitch Count:91w x 123

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 DMC floss colors

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Shuts A Door

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This design oozes attitude and charm, combining classic black and white aesthetics with cheeky wit. Once stitched, hang it on your wall as...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 128

Fabric:14ct. Aida Black

Floss:1 DMC floss colors

Multiple styles available

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Piracy

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Part of the Pirates series. Piracy - A viable career option. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch...

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Stitch Count:63w x 85

Fabric:14ct. Aida Ivory

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Normal

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Sometimes I pretend to be Normal...But I get bored and go back to being Me! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 103 x 94. Model...

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Stitch Count:103w x 94

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Don't we all wish we get older while looking younger?! This Mary Engelbreit design is the perfect project to gift to a friend or family...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 143

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:19 DMC floss colors

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At That Age

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well, I guess if one lives long enough, this can be correct.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 color Anchor or DMC

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Excuse Me

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I have squirrels - do you have squirrels? They are adorably annoying little creatures and love bird seed. Counted cross stitch pattern....

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Stitch Count:105w x 78

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, those poor dinosaurs. Thank God we have coffee - my hubby used to say I just needed a coffee IV. Great gift for that coffee lover in...

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Stitch Count:142w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

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Multi Tasker

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Oh yeah - this is one of my better talents - "Listen, ignore and forget all at the same time." Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:119w x 147

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

So sad (not really).... but it's not quite a exciting as it was in high school

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 80

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

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Of Course I'm Cute

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Of course I’m cute… haven’t you seen my great-gram! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 91 x 65. Model stitched on 14ct White...

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Stitch Count:91w x 65

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Cute little saying - unfortunately it's about right for me.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 108

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC

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Wonder Years

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

At my age, it's sooo easy to 'wonder' where I've put things. Somedayto be found, but not necessarily when I'm looking for them.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:103w x 116

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

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Doing Nothing

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I've finally reached the age where I've mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing...without feeling guilty about it! Counted cross...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 105

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Probably everyone who has multiple animals does this - I know I surely do. And, I ask the dog where the cats are.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:105w x 74

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 colors DMC or Anchor

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I'm Awake

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I'm awake! But, if you're expecting bright eyed & bushy tailed - go catch a squirrel. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 117 x...

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Stitch Count:117w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:8 DMC colors

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Coffee & Dinosaurs #2

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Coffee is vital for survival - Dinosaurs didn't have coffee - Look how that turned out. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 110

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Don't think I'm the only one who feels that way - but, usually we get up and go anyway! Hope this makes your day a bit brighter.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:88w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC

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Patience Tested

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I had my patience tested - I was negative. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 107 x 92. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using...

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Stitch Count:107w x 92

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I had a lot of stuff to do today...Now, I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 92 x 96. Model...

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Stitch Count:92w x 96

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery

This pattern consists of four pages – a full color cover sheet with a photo of the finished design; an easy-to-read pattern that spreads...

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Stitch Count:174w x 85

Fabric:14ct. aida white

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Be Mine

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Be Mine is designed by StitchBitch and exclusive to White Willow Stitching. This design does include both full stitches and backstitching....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:50w x 69

Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White

Floss:6 DMC floss colors

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When you get a new Dog

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

As much as I love my baby - this is absolutely true. Wherever I go in the house, he's right next to me. I'm never alone!!! Counted...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:120w x 158

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup - I feel like every time I look in the mirror - but hey - I woke up above the grass today - so it's a good day.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:93w x 78

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 colors DMC or Anchor

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Your Little Toe

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

That's how it works at my house.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:114w x 84

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC

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Shit Happens

a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching

Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 84 x 46. Model stitched on 14ct Lambswool Aida using DMC floss.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 46

Fabric:14ct. Aida Lambswool

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Well yes, that happens fairly frequently. Need to rejuvinate the memory.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:102w x 88

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:8 colors Anchor or DMC

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Unstoppable

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I'd be unstoppable if only I could just get started! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 90 x 81. Model stitched on 14ct White...

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Stitch Count:90w x 81

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC colors

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