Funny Phrases: Cross Stitch Patterns & Kits

Need a laugh stitch? Choose a funny phrase cross stitch with clean lettering and simple borders. Finish a small for a desk or housewarming gift.
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Early Bird Coffee by Imaginating
Early Bird Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating
It's been said that the early bird gets the worm...but that early bird also gets all of the coffee! This project includes full stitches,...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 77
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:25 DMC floss colors
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Imaginating
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Dear Santa by The Stitcherhood
Dear Santa
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
A fun and funny cross stitch pattern for Christmas. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 120 x 50. Model stitched on 14ct White...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:120w x 50
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:1 DMC color
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The Stitcherhood
$5.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Shiver Me Timbers by Sue Hillis Designs
Shiver Me Timbers
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Part of the Pirates series. Arrrrhh - Shiver me timbers. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 99 x 125. Model stitched on 28ct...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:99w x 125
Fabric:28ct. Linen Pewter
Floss:24 DMC colors
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Sue Hillis Designs
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, WordyBirds - June by Sweet Wing Studio
WordyBirds - June
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sweet Wing Studio
Flamingos prance on the beach in the 6th of the WordyBirds series! Perfectly beachy and fun for the month of June. Pattern is stitched...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:119w x 71
Fabric:32ct. Linen Vintage Stormy Clouds
Floss:DMC
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Sweet Wing Studio
$9.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Too Hard to Get Back up by Iris Originals
Too Hard to Get Back up
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Perfect for anyone who can laugh at the little aches and pains that come with age. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 103 x 77....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:103w x 77
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 DMC colors
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Iris Originals
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Ew. People. by The Stitcherhood
Ew. People.
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
A fun, easy and humorous pattern that shows two cats with one thinking “Ew. People”. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 118 x 58....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 58
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:1 DMC color
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The Stitcherhood
$5.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Tossing & Turning by Iris Originals
Tossing & Turning
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Sounds like a good idea to me - I need all the exercise I can get! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 105w x 83. Stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:105w x 83
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:DMC Floss
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Iris Originals
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sit on the Floor by Iris Originals
Sit on the Floor
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Note to self...Do not sit on the floor without a plan on how to get up. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 115. Model...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 115
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
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Iris Originals
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Kits, Underestimate Me by Imaginating
Underestimate Me
a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating
This black and white design by Mary Engelbreit brings some fun and wit to your stitching!Underestimate Me is designed to be stitched on...
Kit Details:
Stitch Count:95w x 118
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 DMC floss colors
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Imaginating
$16.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Rough Week by Iris Originals
Rough Week
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
"It's been a rough week - But on a positive side I didn't need any bail money and I didn't have to hide any bodies." Counted cross stitch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:95w x 126
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 DMC colors
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Iris Originals
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Piracy by Sue Hillis Designs
Piracy
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Part of the Pirates series. Piracy - A viable career option. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:63w x 85
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ivory
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Sue Hillis Designs
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Black Hat Society by Sue Hillis Designs
Black Hat Society
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Proud member of the Black Hat Society. Candy corn button included.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:69w x 49
Fabric:14ct. Aida Lilac
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Sue Hillis Designs
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, All You Need is Coffee by Alessandra Adelaide Needleworks
All You Need is Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Alessandra Adelaide Needleworks
All you need is ... coffee aroma, coffee scent, coffee taste, coffee strength ... Coffee! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 127...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:127w x 132
Fabric:18ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
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Alessandra Adelaide Needleworks
$16.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Please Hesitate by Mary Engelbreit by Spot Colors
Please Hesitate by Mary Engelbreit
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Spot Colors
A witty design with a touch of dark humor, featuring woodland friends and the playful phrase, "And Please Hesitate to Call Me." Perfect for...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:121w x 104
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 DMC colors
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Spot Colors
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Mortgage Sweet Mortgage by Peacock & Fig
Mortgage Sweet Mortgage
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
The Mortgage Sweet Mortgage cross stitch pattern is a fun play on the traditional phrase “Home Sweet Home,” and reflects the modern reality...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:65w x 85
Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
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Peacock & Fig
$8.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Santa's Helpers by Sue Hillis Designs
Santa's Helpers
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Features colorful Christmas cocktails beneath the phrase “Santa’s Real Helpers.” With its bright colors, charming details and lighthearted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:67w x 67
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:12 DMC colors
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Sue Hillis Designs
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Kits, Coffee by Design Works
Coffee
a Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works
Beautiful designs and top quality materials make Design Works one of the top cross stitch kit makers worldwide. This package contains 14...
Kit Details:
Size:4" Round
Cross Stitch Kits
Design Works
$6.99
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Old and Wise by Iris Originals
Old and Wise
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
The reason I'm old and wise is that God protected me when I was young and stupid! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 89 x 89....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:89w x 89
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:5 DMC colors
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Iris Originals
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Kits, Happy Camper by Imaginating
Happy Camper
a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating
An adorable tribute to your home on wheels! Just like your camper adventures, this design by Diane Arthurs is colorful and fun!Happy Camper...
Kit Details:
Stitch Count:94w x 122
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:18 DMC floss colors
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Imaginating
$21.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Lick the Frosting by Iris Originals
Lick the Frosting
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin...and muffins are healthy - You're Welcome! Counted cross stitch pattern....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 79
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:4 DMC colors
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Iris Originals
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Wine a Bit by Sue Hillis Designs
Wine a Bit
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Bold stitched in rich wine tones, the cheeky message “Wine a bit… you’ll feel better" is perfect for wine lovers with a sense of humor!...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:53w x 71
Fabric:14ct. Aida Lambswool
Floss:DMC Floss
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Sue Hillis Designs
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Home is Where the Cat Is by Kitty & Me Designs
Home is Where the Cat Is
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kitty & Me Designs
A gentle and heartwarming design celebrating the quiet magic of home. Featuring a sweet cat’s face framed by soft florals and the...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:157w x 110
Fabric:28ct. Lugana White
Floss:28 DMC colors
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Kitty & Me Designs
$12.80
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Cross Stitch Keeps Me Sane by Kitty & Me Designs
Cross Stitch Keeps Me Sane
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kitty & Me Designs
For stitchers everywhere, this beautiful floral design says it best—cross stitch really does keep us sane! A charming and heartfelt project...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:114w x 59
Fabric:28ct. Lugana Ivory
Floss:DMC Floss
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Kitty & Me Designs
$8.80
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Cross Stitch Patterns, The Moon was Full by The Stitcherhood
The Moon was Full
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
In my defense, the moon was full and I was unsupervised. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 120 x 92. Model stitched on 14ct...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:120w x 92
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 DMC colors
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The Stitcherhood
$6.00
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