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Five Million Dollars

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

Because sometimes a hug and a pep talk just aren't enough! 'Five Million Dollars' captures the ultimate daydream of emotional support......

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 DMC floss colors

Multiple styles available

$7.00

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Bed to Coffeepot

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, that's most mornings - but don't forget the coffee! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 83w x 98h. Stitched on 14ct. White...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:83w x 98

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

We all know we're NOT going to run out of supplies. May get down low - but run out - can usually go into the 'stash' and find something.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:148w x 137

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:4 colors Anchor or DMC

$6.50

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I Just Want To Drink .... CROSS STITCH and Take Naps

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

A wonderful saying for any CROSS STITCH enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Coffee (or Beer, Tea, Wine, Cocktails) CROSS STITCH and Take Naps!...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

These cute monkeys take you under the Big Top to say this funny and familiar phrase!Not My Monkeys is designed to be stitched on 14ct White...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:132w x 176

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:14 DMC floss colors

$9.00

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Seriously

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Have you ever just looked at someone and said...seriously?? Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 86 x 65. Model stitched on 14ct...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:86w x 65

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

A Cluttered Kitchen is a happy kitchen and this one is delirious! When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into an...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:125w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

To gno-me is to love me. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame. Heart button...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:60w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida Mystic Grey

$8.00

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Badass Granddaughter

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This chart is dedicated to my two wonderful granddaughters. Not little girls anymore but always wonderful girls. If you have a...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:177w x 119

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:7 colors Anchor or DMC

$7.00

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Sassy Threads Series I - Hold On Let Me Over Think This

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

For anyone whose brain never seems to hit the pause button, this witty design perfectly captures the art of overthinking. Counted cross...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:109w x 160

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:8 DMC colors

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Sassy Threads Series I - Sorry! I Don't Take Orders I Barely Take Suggestions

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

For those who prefer to do things their own way, this witty design delivers plenty of sass and humor. Counted cross stitch pattern....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:109w x 160

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

I hate when I put something in a "Safe Place" Then it's pretty much lost forever! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 91 x 93....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 93

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

This year I am going to be sensible and behave myself - Stop laughing I might be able to do it! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 91

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Yup, proceed with caution - especially on some days. This makes a great gift for a friend.

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:114w x 148

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:6 colors Anchor or DMC

$6.50

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Love You To The Moon

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

An out of this world sentiment for anyone that you love!Love You To The Moon is designed to be stitched on 14ct White Aida fabric and uses...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 127

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 DMC floss colors

$21.95

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No Insomnia

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery

I dont' have insomnia - I have a really good book and no respect for tomorrow. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 32 x 105....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:32w x 105

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Imaginating

This moody little stitch features a frazzled heroine, her concerned pup and the ultimate sarcastic mantra for those days when you're just...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 145

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC Floss

Multiple styles available

$9.00

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It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders

PURRFECT! ADORABLE CAT Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 116 stitches wide by 138 stitches...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:116w x 138

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Features a cute dinosaur with the phrase - My body knows how old I am, but my mind just refuses to believe it! Counted cross stitch...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:79w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

Be decisive. Make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. Counted cross stitch pattern....

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:71w x 73

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals

If you have dogs or cats, you probably can relate to this. Especially in the world we live in now. My little furbabies think they have to...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:102w x 64

Fabric:14ct. Aida white

Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC

$6.00

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Strong Women

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs

Women are like Teabags - We never know how strong we are until we are in hot water. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28...

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:125w x 97

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

$9.00

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Jingle Juice

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:104w x 99

Fabric:14ct. Aida Beautiful Beige

a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley

Pattern Details:

Stitch Count:131w x 75

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:DMC

$10.00

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