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Cross Stitch Patterns, Patience Tested by Iris Originals
Patience Tested
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
I had my patience tested - I was negative. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 107 x 92. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using...
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Stitch Count:107w x 92
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:6 DMC colors
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Stitch a Day by The Stitcherhood
A Stitch a Day
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
A Stitch a Day Keeps the Crazy Away. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 80 x 100. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:80w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 DMC colors
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Smile S'more by Cross Stitch Wonders
Smile S'more
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great S'MORE / CAMPING Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:79w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, It's Cupcake O'Clock by Sue Hillis Designs
It's Cupcake O'Clock
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Cupcake happy hour.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:118w x 104
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, A Nap by Iris Originals
A Nap
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Oh yeah! I used to be the energizer bunny - but NOW - I love my naps.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:125w x 105
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC floss
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Lots of Stuff by Iris Originals
Lots of Stuff
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
I had a lot of stuff to do today...Now, I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 92 x 96. Model...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:92w x 96
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:6 DMC colors
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much by Cross Stitch Wonders
Life Update Still Love Dogs People Not So Much
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
ADORABLE DOG Saying by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs. Design is 110 stitches wide by 128 stitches high.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:110w x 128
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Lose Everything But Weight by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Lose Everything But Weight
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great WEIGHT saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original art by Anastasia Feya. This design...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:148w x 198
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Rainbow Cups by Rogue Stitchery
Rainbow Cups
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
This pattern consists of four pages – a full color cover sheet with a photo of the finished design; an easy-to-read pattern that spreads...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:174w x 85
Fabric:14ct. aida white
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Get Up from the Sofa by Iris Originals
Get Up from the Sofa
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
And sometimes three - but life is good. Glad to be alive!!!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:120w x 115
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Be Mine by White Willow Stitching
Be Mine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
Be Mine is designed by StitchBitch and exclusive to White Willow Stitching. This design does include both full stitches and backstitching....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:50w x 69
Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White
Floss:6 DMC floss colors
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bench Press a Buick by Iris Originals
Bench Press a Buick
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
I've felt that way sometimes. Great chart to remind yourself how strong you really are - or a great gift for that super friend. Counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:117w x 95
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, 2020 Is Elfed Up by Cross Stitch Wonders
2020 Is Elfed Up
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A PERFECT summery of 2020, is this cute Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design. Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 64...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:64w x 80
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Loves Me by Sue Hillis Designs
Loves Me
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
...Loves me, Loves me not...'tis no matter, I'm all he's got. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:58w x 86
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, When you get a new Dog by Iris Originals
When you get a new Dog
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
As much as I love my baby - this is absolutely true. Wherever I go in the house, he's right next to me. I'm never alone!!! Counted...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:120w x 158
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Chocolate Resistance by Erica Michaels Designs
Chocolate Resistance
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Erica Michaels Designs
Personally, for me there is no resistance happening whatsoever - but perhaps that's easier for others! This quick-to-stitch design is just...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:141w x 47
Fabric:36ct. Linen Vintage Country Mocha
Floss:Weeks Dye Works
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Lids on Jars by Iris Originals
Lids on Jars
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Well, this seems to be an everyday occasion in my life - anytime I'm faced with a jar, bottle or whatever needs to be opened. Yeah, I know...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:89w x 85
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:5 colors Anchor or DMC
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, All You Need is Coffee by Alessandra Adelaide Needleworks
All You Need is Coffee
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Alessandra Adelaide Needleworks
All you need is ... coffee aroma, coffee scent, coffee taste, coffee strength ... Coffee! Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 127...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:127w x 132
Fabric:18ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$16.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Coffee Prevents Injuries by Iris Originals
Coffee Prevents Injuries
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Cute coffee saying - if you love coffee, or know someone who does, this makes a great little gift or saying near your coffee pot.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:101w x 99
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:10 colors DMC or Anchor fllss
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Wednesday - friday by Iris Originals
Wednesday - friday
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Goodness - sometimes don't you just look at that calendar and think - or no, it's only Wednesday when I was ready for Friday?! This says...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:84w x 88
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:3 DMC or Anchor colors
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Was It The Hare? by Val's Stuff
Was It The Hare?
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Val's Stuff
This whimsical spring design features a tall bunny surrounded by blooming flowers and fluttering butterflies. Paired with the playful...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:68w x 168
Fabric:32ct. Linen Lemon Yellow
Floss:DMC Floss, Weeks Dye Works
$11.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sheet-Faced by Artists Alley
Sheet-Faced
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
A cheeky, modern design with a bold sense of humor. Featuring an adorably unapologetic character and the phrase “Let’s get sheet-faced,”...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:65w x 49
Fabric:14ct. Aida Lambswool
Floss:DMC Floss
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Happy Face by Artecy Cross Stitch
Happy Face
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern was designed from the beautiful artwork of Gail Gastfield. Only full cross stitches are used in this...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:192w x 197
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:40 DMC colors
$15.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Love Pirate by Sue Hillis Designs
Love Pirate
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Love Pirate, Ye've plundered me heart. When stitched on 14 count fabric or "over two" on 28 count, fits into a 5 inch by 7 inch frame....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:47w x 74
Fabric:28ct. Lugana Summer Khaki
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Official Cookie Tester by Cross Stitch Wonders
Official Cookie Tester
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great HOLIDAY Phrase/Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Licensed artwork by Sanquentti Design....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:106w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Fishing Quote 2 by Artecy Cross Stitch
Fishing Quote 2
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artecy Cross Stitch
This counted cross stitch pattern with the fishing quote, A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work, was created from Artwork by...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:121w x 154
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 DMC colors
$7.95
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Farmers Market - It Takes Two To Mango by Cross Stitch Wonders
Farmers Market - It Takes Two To Mango
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Farm Market Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Design is 100 stitches wide by...
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Floss:DMC
Designer:Cross Stitch Wonders
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Nothing Done by Iris Originals
Nothing Done
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Some days it takes me all day to get Nothing Done. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 102 x 79. Model stitched on 14ct White Aida...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:102w x 79
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:13 DMC colors
$8.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Movie Quotes by Kiokiz
Movie Quotes
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Kiokiz
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:58w x 35
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:DMC
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, What The Elf by Cross Stitch Wonders
What The Elf
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning. Design is 114 stitches wide by 120 stitches...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:114w x 120
Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, No Harm...But by Artists Alley
No Harm...But
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
Roses are red, candles are lit, do no harm but take no shit. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 137 x 166. Model stitched on 14ct...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:137w x 166
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:22 DMC colors
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Something Soup by Iris Originals
Something Soup
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Never underestimate a woman with a crockpot and a can of cream of something soup. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 111 x 104....
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:111w x 104
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:8 DMC colors
$6.50
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Bless your Little Heart by Iris Originals
Bless your Little Heart
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Another cute coffee saying, and yes, I am a coffee addict!
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:105w x 113
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:15 colors Anchor or DMC
$10.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Haunted House by Iris Originals
Haunted House
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Yup - I feel like every time I look in the mirror - but hey - I woke up above the grass today - so it's a good day.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:93w x 78
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:5 colors DMC or Anchor
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Plan Ahead & Follow Through by The Stitcherhood
Plan Ahead & Follow Through
a Cross Stitch Pattern by The Stitcherhood
A wonderfully silly pair of cross stitch designs poking fun at one’s self for not planning ahead or following through to the end of a...
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Size:see description
Floss:DMC #3799
Designer:The Stitcherhood
$5.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Owner vs Resume by Iris Originals
Owner vs Resume
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
If you have either a cat or dog you'll appreciate this chart. I have both and this fits pretty well.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:129w x 88
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:2 colors DMC or Anchor
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Carpe Vino - Seize The Wine by Cross Stitch Wonders
Carpe Vino - Seize The Wine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great Carpe Vino Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive Artwork by Sanquentti...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:147w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sarcasm by Rogue Stitchery
Sarcasm
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Rogue Stitchery
This pattern is a front-and-back, single-page (double-sided) pattern. The cover page is in full color and contains a photo of the stitched...
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Size:8-1/8w X 4-1/8h in
$3.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Who Let The Frogs Out by Heartstring Samplery
Who Let The Frogs Out
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Heartstring Samplery
Cross stitch pattern from Heartstring Samplery featuring a sampler with the phrase "Who let the frogs out"! Pattern is stitched on 32 ct...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:117w x 117
Fabric:32ct. Linen Dark Olive
Floss:Weeks Dye Works
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Finally Got it Together by Iris Originals
Finally Got it Together
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Cute, fun chart - "Finally got it altogether, but I forgot where I put it."
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:113w x 107
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:3 colors DMC or Anchor
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Why Men Fish by Sue Hillis Designs
Why Men Fish
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Sue Hillis Designs
Why do men fish? Because they’re utterly enchanted by a particular mermaid’s allure! In this fun-sized design, a flirtatious mermaid holds...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:55w x 75
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue
Floss:DMC Floss
$8.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Sunshine by White Willow Stitching
Sunshine
a Cross Stitch Pattern by White Willow Stitching
A great design for those with a twisted sense of humor. The "censored" section showed on the image of the design is not an actual part of...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:49w x 71
Fabric:28ct. Linen
Floss:6 DMC colors
$6.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Butter Believe It by Silver Creek Samplers
Butter Believe It
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers
"I have a lot to say, maybe you should get popcorn" Model stitched on 18 Ct. Fog Aida by Picture This Plus with Gentle Art Sampler...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:86w x 100
Fabric:18ct. Aida White
$12.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Maybe Wine will Help by Peacock & Fig
Maybe Wine will Help
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock & Fig
If you’re drowning in a sea of stress and the daily grind is getting to you, the Maybe Wine Will Help fun cross stitch pattern will pick...
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Floss:DMC
Designer:Peacock & Fig
$11.98
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Your Little Toe by Iris Originals
Your Little Toe
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
That's how it works at my house.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:114w x 84
Fabric:14ct. Aida white
Floss:3 colors Anchor or DMC
$7.00
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Campers Have S'more Fun by Cross Stitch Wonders
Campers Have S'more Fun
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPER Saying Design in counted cross stitch! Marcia Manning designed this from Exclusive artwork by Sanquentti Design. Design is...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:124w x 100
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, I Love Camping ... Drinking Outside by Cross Stitch Wonders
I Love Camping ... Drinking Outside
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
A Great CAMPING / DRINKING saying in counted cross stitch! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original artwork by Tara Reed...
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Floss:DMC
Designer:Marcia Manning
On Sale:$3.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Valentine Gnome - Roses are Red ... BEER! by Cross Stitch Wonders
Valentine Gnome - Roses are Red ... BEER!
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Cross Stitch Wonders
Designed from exclusive licensed artwork by Art Matters Designs. Counted cross stitch pattern. Stitch count: 98 x 128. Model stitched on...
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:98w x 128
Fabric:14ct. Aida White
Floss:15 DMC colors
On Sale:$6.79
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Cross Stitch Patterns, Magic Beans by Iris Originals
Magic Beans
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Iris Originals
Cute coffee design - Fairy tales and magic beans... turn me into a human.
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:97w x 66
Fabric:14ct. Aida Antique White
Floss:5 DMC or Anchor
$6.30
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Cross Stitch Patterns, No Solicitors by Artists Alley
No Solicitors
a Cross Stitch Pattern by Artists Alley
No Solicitors Violators will be sacrificed to the Old Gods Not the new
Pattern Details:
Stitch Count:150w x 151
Fabric:14ct. Aida Ice Blue
Floss:DMC
$10.00
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