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HELP! There's a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
It's The Cat's House We Just Pay The Mortgage
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$6.00
A Dog Saying - My Dog Thinks I'm Cool
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$6.00
A Cat Saying - I Run On Coffee, Sarcasm And Cats
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$6.00
Old People
Iris Originals
$6.00
Ride The Broom
Imaginating
$6.00
A Cat Saying - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Cat Mom
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Life is too short for bad coffee
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Dog - I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Dog Mom
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
Sale Price: $3.79
Protecting Mama
Iris Originals
$6.00
A Cat Saying - Life Is Better With Cats
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Getting Older
Iris Originals
$6.00
Life ... Coffee N' Wine
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Act My Age
Iris Originals
$6.00
Excuse the Mess
Shannon Christine Designs
$14.00
Dear Santa
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Grow Old With Me
Bobbie G Designs
$8.00
Let's Go To Therapy
Imaginating
$6.00
A Funny Saying - Alexa, Clean My House
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Love You To The Moon
Imaginating
$6.00
Camping Without Wine is Just Sitting in the Woods
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Woman Who Loves Her Dogs And Coffee
MarNic Designs
Sale Price: $4.25
Women Who Behave
Sue Hillis Designs
$6.00
Housework Never Killed Anyone (Snippet)
Lizzy Kate
$6.00
One Cup of Coffee
Iris Originals
$6.50
Common Sense
Iris Originals
$6.00
Craft Room
Shannon Christine Designs
$14.00
A MUGnificent Stitch - YES, I HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN I PLAN ON CAMPING
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$7.00
Shiver Me Timbers
Sue Hillis Designs
$8.00
Getting Old
Lizzy Kate
$6.00
Pirate's Creed
Sue Hillis Designs
$6.00
Aged Wine
Bobbie G Designs
$6.00
I'd Rather Be Stitching
Imaginating
$7.00
Beer Drinker ... Camping Problem
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
If you keep a BEER in each hand, you can't touch your face.
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$6.00
The Older I Get
Iris Originals
$6.00
A Dog Saying - I Run On Coffee, Sarcasm and Dogs
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$6.00
Rolling Eyes
Iris Originals
$6.00
If Mama Ain't Happy
Iris Originals
$6.00
Wine A Bit
Sue Hillis Designs
$6.00
Side Effects
Iris Originals
$6.00
Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah
Iris Originals
$6.00
Laundry Prayer
Bobbie G Designs
$6.00
A Wine Saying - Today's Workout
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
Inside Every Old Person
Iris Originals
$6.00
Not My Monkeys
Imaginating
$6.00
A Cat Saying - Major Cattitude
Cross Stitch Wonders / Lickity Stitch Designs
$4.50
When The Past Calls
MarNic Designs
$5.00
Unstoppable
Iris Originals
$6.00
Dog In Charge
Imaginating
Sale Price: $5.09
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