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Ruin Your Day

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

When life rains on your parade, grab your umbrella, scowl proudly, and remember—ruining your day is a you job. This moody little stitch...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 145

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Parenting humor at its best, because where is that village when you need it? A lighthearted stitch for anyone who's ever felt outnumbered...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:110w x 130

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

For the social butterfly who’s gracefully retired her wings. This cheeky pattern features the phrase “I used to be a people person but...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:99w x 121

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Add a little sass to your stitching with this stylishly snarky pattern! Featuring a sophisticated lady in a sharp suit, chic hat, and...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 114

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:23 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

We've all had those days, and this stitch captures it perfectly! Featuring a frazzled woman at her desk, clearly done with it all, this...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:102w x 129

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Witty, relatable, and just a little too real, this clever design perfectly captures the inner panic we all feel before hitting “send.” With...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:81w x 136

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Don't we all wish we get older while looking younger?! This Mary Engelbreit design is the perfect project to gift to a friend or family...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 43

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:19 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Your Opinion" is for the unapologetically bold! Featuring a confident woman with one hand on her hip and the other dismissively raised,...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:97w x 125

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

This design is such a fun way to celebrate this important sentiment! Project includes full stitches, backstitching and a few quarter...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:107w x 131

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

This kit includes a piece of 14ct White Aida fabric (12" x 18"), 5 colors of presorted DMC cotton floss, needle, chart and instructions.

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:87w x 134

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

An adorable tribute to your home on wheels! Just like your camper adventures, this design by Diane Arthurs is colorful and fun!Happy Camper...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 122

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:18 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Fun's A-Brewing with Ursula Michael’s beer stein filled to frothy overflowing with apropos sayings. This kit includes a piece of 14ct...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:108w x 137

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

This black and white design by Mary Engelbreit brings some fun and wit to your stitching!Underestimate Me is designed to be stitched on...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 118

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Imaginating kits are produced using the highest quality of materials. Every kit uses DMC floss, and fabrics from Wichelt and Charles...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:154w x 130

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Imaginating kits are produced using the highest quality of materials. Every kit uses DMC floss, and fabrics from Wichelt and Charles...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:119w x 120

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

A fun and colorful project that explains what exactly is the best therapy around!Let's Go To Therapy is designed to be stitched on 14ct...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:131w x 116

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Get your "Boos" on with this cute Halloween themed design!Here For The BOOs is designed to be stitched on 14ct Grasshopper Aida fabric and...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:160w x 95

Fabric:14ct. Aida Grasshopper

Floss:9 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

An out of this world sentiment for anyone that you love!Love You To The Moon is designed to be stitched on 14ct White Aida fabric and uses...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:84w x 127

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:6 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

This "witchy" phrase is a fun way to celebrate Halloween all year long! Cross stitch kit will include all of the materials needed to...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:62w x 90

Fabric:14ct. Aida Black

Floss:8 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

It's been said that the early bird gets the worm...but that early bird also gets all of the coffee! This project includes full stitches,...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:118w x 77

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:25 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

These cute monkeys take you under the Big Top to say this funny and familiar phrase!Not My Monkeys is designed to be stitched on 14ct White...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:132w x 176

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:14 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Imaginating kits are produced using the highest quality of materials. Every kit uses DMC floss, and fabrics from Wichelt and Charles...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:107w x 152

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Life's Journey is designed to be stitched on 18ct White Aida fabric and uses 9 different colors of floss.

Kit Details:

Fabric:18ct. Aida White

Floss:9 DMC floss colors

Designer:Bobbie G Designs

a Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works

Kit comes complete with: 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needleand Fully Illustrated Instructions

Kit Details:

Size:10" X 10"

Fabric:0

Floss:100% Cotton Embroidery Floss

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit Includes: Beads, perforated paper, floss, needles, chart and instructions.

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Add a dash of spooky fun to your stitching with "Ride The Broom!" This playful cross stitch design features a witch’s skirt with striped...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:94w x 122

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:14 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Man's best friend is always in charge and this adorable design is the perfect way to display their badge of honor!Dog In Charge is designed...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:86w x 93

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:7 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit Includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit Includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Take your R&R to a whole new level with these adorable and colorful design! Project includes full stitches, quarter stitches, french knots...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:130w x 152

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:28 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit Includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

Packed up Her Potential

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit Includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Pay tribute to dad or any father figure in stitches with this award winning design! Would make a wonderful gift for Father's Day! Project...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:149w x 134

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:4 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

Because sometimes a hug and a pep talk just aren't enough! 'Five Million Dollars' captures the ultimate daydream of emotional support......

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 87

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 DMC floss colors

Don't Stress Meowt Kit

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit Includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

a Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill

Kit includes: Beads, fabric , floss, needles, chart and instructions.

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

From Mary Engelbreit's "Engeldark" line this project is all about just having "one of those days" Design includes full stitches,...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:91w x 123

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:2 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

This design oozes attitude and charm, combining classic black and white aesthetics with cheeky wit. Once stitched, hang it on your wall as...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:100w x 128

Fabric:14ct. Aida Black

Floss:1 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

A humorous winter-themed design featuring a playful driving quote and whimsical stitched artwork. Perfect for adding a lighthearted touch...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:98w x 138

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:5 DMC floss colors

a Cross Stitch Kit by Imaginating

A sweet (and slightly unhinged) reminder that cake is best enjoyed immediately. This playful cross-stitch pattern features a happy baker,...

Kit Details:

Stitch Count:95w x 146

Fabric:14ct. Aida White

Floss:3 DMC floss colors

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Wine

a Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works

Beautiful designs and top quality materials make Design Works one of the top cross stitch kit makers worldwide. This package contains 14...

Currently Out of Stock

Coffee

a Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works

Beautiful designs and top quality materials make Design Works one of the top cross stitch kit makers worldwide. This package contains 14...

Currently Out of Stock

The Queen

a Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works

Beautiful designs and top quality materials make Tobin one of the top cross stitch kit makers worldwide. This package contains 14-count...